ANDY SAMBERG’S NOT RETURNING TO SNL
WOW I’M JUST GONNA CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP NOW
FUCK EVERYTHING
i just met my little brother’s girlfriend (who is also kaitlyn’s cousin) for the first time in like eight years
i am eating pizza in my pajamas, including a lego batman shirt, at 8pm on a friday night
she is going to think i am the coolest person ever, obviously
WOQEIURFJSVDLFJK2QWLA.JVSLDKJVSDA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
help me obi-wan kenobi you’re my only hope
TELL BRIDGET I’M SLIGHTLY LESS LAME THAN I APPEARED
I WOULD IF I TALKED TO HER ANYMORE
BUT SHE WAS THERE WHEN I TOLD ZACH I WAS GOING TO THROW UP AND CRY BECAUSE OF THE DEVILS LAST WEEK SO I THINK YOU’RE A LOT BETTER OFF THAN I AM
SHE GAVE ME SUCH A JUDGING LOOK OH MAN IT WAS WEIRD
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
“I’m allowed to finish the check, or no?”
i just met my little brother’s girlfriend (who is also kaitlyn’s cousin) for the first time in like eight years
i am eating pizza in my pajamas, including a lego batman shirt, at 8pm on a friday night
she is going to think i am the coolest person ever, obviously
WOQEIURFJSVDLFJK2QWLA.JVSLDKJVSDA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Taylor Swift Museum Billboard!
Congratulations to Nicklas Lidstrom, on his retirement at the age of 42. He played all 20 NHL Seasons with the Detroit Red Wings winning 4 Stanley Cups and 7 Norris Trophies.
May 31st, 2012: Nicklas Lidstrom announces his retirement, just over a month after finishing his 20th season in the NHL with the Detroit Red Wings, having become one of the greatest defencemen in history. Lidstrom is a 4-time Stanley Cup winner, a 12-time NHL All Star, a 7-time Norris Trophy winner, a Conn Smythe Trophy winner, and a member of the elite Triple Gold Club, to name a few. By far the most respectable player in the NHL, Lidstrom will be missed by not only fans of the Red Wings, but by fans of opposing teams, and by the opposing teams themselves. Nicklas Lidstrom has been a constant inspiration for aspiring NHL’ers all over the world, and surely it’ll be a big change not seeing number 5 suit up for the opening game of Detroit’s 2012-2013 season. Quite frankly, it’s a little scary to not be able to say, “See you in the fall, Nick.” To Nicklas Lidstrom, I say thank you. Thank you for being a consistent competitor, a fair opponent, and an inspiration, I’m afraid that out of all I’ve seen retire in my years as a hockey fan, you’re the one I’ll miss most.
Farewell, Snow White’s Scary Adventures!
